Teacher shock student rock.....Funny jokes

Teacher: How can you prove it that birds have sharp eyesight? Student: Teacher, because I have never seen a bird wearing spectacles ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 


Teacher: RAJU HOW WILL YOU DISTRIBUTE FIVE ORANGES EQUALLY TO EIGHT PEOPLE? RAJU: SIMPLE I WILL FIRST TAKE OUT THE JUICE POUR IT IN EIGHT GLASSES AND GIVE THEM ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 


Teacher (taking an oral test): OK James, tell me how many mangoes will it make if I had 5 mangoes and you give me 2 more? James: 7, mam. Teacher: good, now tell me if I have 4 apples and I give you….. James: Sorry mam but I was absent when you taught the class word problems of apples and I forgot to copy it down from my friend.

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